The things we DON'T eat.

So, while Jesse is doing a wonderful job of keeping track of all these little cafes and restaurants we're going to, I am afraid his writings are mostly one sided, like that of a holocaust denier. You don't even know half of what's going on behind the scenes, for example; what are we NOT eating at these places? Who are the people NOT coming to eat these same things? Does he actually want you to stay sharp?

Anyways.

Things that are not on the menus...

BLOOD!

Seeing as how Twilight was filmed in Vancouver, you'd think some of these places would have some damn blood entree's on the menu. Not even blood pudding! We've been to veggie friendly places like the Naam, hipster friendly places like Nice Cafe and wealthy friendly places like Sunshine Diner, but even though being a vampire is the new being vegan, none of these places offered blood soup, blood salad or blood benny's. VERY unimpressed Vancouver. For shame.

People that do not attend our Monday breakfasts...


Spock. What a dick.


















Apollo Creed.




Because he's fuckin DEAD. Yeah it's a picture of James Brown. James Brown was the last person to see Apollo alive before the Russian pounded his brains into a mass of pulp resembling the food we ate at the Argo Cafe. I didn't like the Argo, despite what Jesse's pro-holocaustal writing will lead you to believe.



Aaron never comes either so screw her!

Oh did anyone notice how fuckin' SWEET Spock's beard is there? I guess that's Evil Spock who is ultimately way more kick ass than any kind of normal and sane Spock. Neither of them come to our breakfasts so maybe this will kick them into action.

Anyways, I'm on a bus to Seattle so I should probably get my liver ready for the Dolph Lundgren-esque ass kicking it's about to take.

Next entry may or may not have more Rocky IV stuff.