Sacramento

Okay, so you're all going to throw up when you hear where we went for breakfast in California's capital.....

Denny's

Yep, I said it. We were getting hangry (yes, hunger-induced anger, look it up in one of those books you should be reading more of) and it was the first thing to pop out at us. It just so happens that they've created a new cheap menu for shmucks like us. We both ordered a coffee ($1.95, with refills) and made our decisions on breakfast. I went with the $4 Slam, which was pancakes, eggs and bacon. Cam went with the $4 non-stop pancakes, because he's a fatty like that. It was only a matter of minutes until our food arrived.

My bacon sucked. The butter was fake. I can't believe it's not AN OIL SPILL.

Otherwise, it was pretty good. I mean, for 4 bucks, could we really complain? I was full afterwards, and Cam loaded himself up with, like, 56 pancakes, because he's so fat.

I'd give it 4 Bacons for affordability, 4 Bacons for service and 1.5 Bacons for food quality.

Oh, and no Bacons for the bacon. Suck it, Trebek.

Stay sharp (and fat), kids

Jesse